Celebrity Means That I Can

My One Ambition Was To Go To Broadway, And I Never Gave Up On That Dream.

I've Got Taste, It's Inbred In Me.

I'm A Cheesy Over-the-top Megalomaniac With A Deep Voice And The Most Amazing Pecs.

I Look Good, But I Probably Have The Insides Of Elvis.

Celebrity Means That I Can Affect People In A Positive Way.