Celebrate The Cracks, Because That's

A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He Works Twice As Fast.

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When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"

Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar.

I've Known And Respected Your Husband For Many Years, And What's Good Enough For Him Is Good Enough For Me