Cats Have Nine Lives. Makes

I Do Realise That When I Laugh, It Sounds Like A Seal Is Being Molested.

I Did A Gig In The U.s. Once For The Homeless. I Said 'it's Nice To See So Many Bums On Seats.'

Once I Was Doing A Sponsored Walk. In The End I Managed To Raise So Much Money, I Could Afford A Taxi.

Saying That You Don't Believe In Magic But Do Believe In God Is A Bit Like Saying You Don't Have Sex With Dogs, Except Labradors.

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil. Rohypnol