Carter Is The Best President

A Reader Should Be Able To Identify A Column Without Its Byline Or Funny Little Picture On Top Purely By Look Or Feel, Or Its Turgidity Ratio.

Only In Grammar Can You Be More Than Perfect.

Nobody Stands Taller Than Those Willing To Stand Corrected.

It Is In The Nature Of Tyranny To Deride The Will Of The People As The Voice Of The Mob, And To Denounce The Cry For Freedom As The Roar Of Anarchy.

The First Ladyship Is The Only Federal Office In Which The Holder Can Neither Be Fired Nor Impeached.