Cancer Is Always Funny.

I Have More Pictures Of My Children Than My Father Ever Looked At Me.

I've Always Been Somebody That It Takes Me Longer To Learn Things, But Once I Learn Them... I'm Like A Quarterback That Plays Best In The Fourth Quarter.

There's Something About Being A Parent That Has, I Think, Made Me A Better Comedian.

I Lived Across From A Catholic Church For 15 Years That I Never Went Into. And Then I Got Married To My Wife And - You Know, And Now We're Going In There Every Other Day Baptizing A Kid.

Imagine You're Drowning, And Someone Hands You A Baby.