Buy Groceries And Feed Yourself,

My Father Was An Expert Hunter, So We Ate A Lot Of Wild Game When I Was Growing Up In Montana. That Helped Broaden My Palate Generally, But I Know It Informed My Distaste For Factory Farms And Unspectacular Commercial Meat.

I Don't Feel Like Embarrassing Kurt By Talking About What A Psycho Hosebeast His Wife Is, Especially When He Knows It Already.

I Wouldn't Mind Being Taller, Because When I'm In The Company Of People Who Are Absurdly Tall, There's Something About Them That I Can't Help Admiring.

I Stopped Drinking Almost Immediately After I Had Ready Access To Liquor, When I Got To College. It Almost Immediately Lost Its Appeal For Me.

When People Are Absurdly Tall, They Command Everyone's Attention When They Walk Into A Room. Nobody's Ever Dismissive Of Somebody For Being Too Tall.