But Why, Oh Why, Do

You Always Ought To Have Tom Cats Arranged, You Know - It Makes 'em More Companionable.

It Is Discouraging How Many People Are Shocked By Honesty And How Few By Deceit.

The Air Is Like A Draught Of Wine. The Undertaker Cleans His Sign, The Hull Express Goes Off The Line, When It's Raspberry Time In Runcorn.

She Had Much In Common With Hitler, Only No Mustache.

There's Always Something Fishy About The French.