It's Bad Writing, However Naturalistic

I Feel Like Hollywood Is A Big High School Again. Seriously, Ashton Kutcher Is The Prom King.

I Worry That I Can Come Off Smarmy. I Wonder If I Was Listening To Myself If I'd Want To Kick My Own Ass.

I Started Drinking Scotch Just To Be A Man.

I Just Want To Be In Good Things That I Want To See, And I Want To Work With Talented People Who Are Smarter Than Myself.

There's No Conversation More Boring Than Talking About What It's Really Like To Live In Newport And How The Show Compares To The Real Thing. I Just Don't Care.