But I Think You Have

One Day I'll Work Out What It Is You Are Saying, My Lad, And Then You'll Be In Trouble.

There Are No Inconsistencies In The Discworld Books; Ocassionally, However, There Are Alternate Pasts.

No! Please! I'll Tell You Whatever You Want To Know!" The Man Yelled. "really?" Said Vimes. "what's The Orbital Velocity Of The Moon?" "what?" "oh, You'd Like Something Simpler?

I Thought It Very Strange, And Very Sad, That The Fairy Kingdom Largely Appears To Be English. I Thought It Was Time For Some Regional Representation. And The Nac Mac Feegle Are, Well, They're Like Tiny Little Scottish Smurfs Who Have Seen Braveheart Altogether Too Many Times.

We Who Think We Are About To Die Will Laugh At Anything.