But I Had Been In

But I Had Been In Love Pretty Often And I Didn't Think It Stood The Wear And Tear.

You Will Be Old-fashioned One Day. It's More Shocking Than Getting Old.

Marriage. The Beginning And The End Are Wonderful. But The Middle Part Is Hell.

Sex -- The Great Inequality, The Great Miscalculator, The Great Irritator.

A Father Is Always Making His Baby Into A Little Woman. And When She Is A Woman He Turns Her Back Again.