Brass Bands Are All Very

The Function Of Music Is To Release Us From The Tyranny Of Conscious Thought.

Madam, You Have Between Your Legs An Instrument Capable Of Giving Pleasure To Thousands And All You Can Do Is Scratch It.

"have You Heard Any Stockhausen?" Beecham Was Asked. "no, But I Believe I Have Stepped In Some."

As You'll Never Hear The Thing Again, My Boy, Why Not Throw In A Couple Of Brass Bands?

Composers And Musicians Have Always Starved And, As This Is A Sentimental Country, We Think The Tradition Should Be Continued.