Both Political Parties Have Their

It's Almost Worth The Great Depression To Learn How Little Our Big Men Know.

There Is Some Talk Of Lowering (the Income Tax), And They Will Have To. People Are Not Making Enough To Pay It.

The Only Way To Solve The Traffic Problems Of The Country Is To Pass A Law That Only Paid-for Cars Are Allowed To Use The Highways. That Would Make Traffic So Scarce, We Could Use Our Boulevards For Children's Playgrounds.

Farmers Spend More Time At Conventions Than They Do Plowing.

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