Believe Me, My Children Have

I Went To Glenalmond And Got The Piss Taken Out Of Me For My Glasgow Accent. Then I Spent Five Years At This Very Posh School, Came Out Sounding Like Prince Charles, Which You Have To Do In Order To Survive, And Then I Got Called Lord Fauntleroy For The First Six Months At Art School.

Once You've Been Doing Anything For Twenty-five Years People Start To Notice You.

Is It Just Me, Or Is The World Full Of Beautiful Women?

See, What You're Meant To Do When You Have A Mid-life Crisis Is Buy A Fast Car, Aren't You? Well, I've Always Had Fast Cars. It's Not That. It's The Fear That You're Past Your Best. It's The Fear That The Stuff You've Done In The Past Is Your Best Work.

I've Already Felt That I Want To Direct. Being An Executive Producer Is Like The Best Job In The World Because You Make All These Executive Decisions And Then You Leave The Money To Other People. You Don't Have To Be On Set And Counting Beans.