Believe Me, A Grain Is

Gluttony Is Wrong. It's Wasteful.

Stuffing Is Evil. Stuffing Adds Mass, So It Slows The Cooking. That's Evil Because The Longer The Bird Cooks, The Drier It Will Be.

Laughing Brains Are More Absorbent.

Seriously. I'm Not Very Bright, And It Takes A Lot For Me To Get A Concept - To Really Get A Concept. To Get It Enough That It Becomes Part Of Me. But When It Happens I Get Real Excited About It

I Feel A Strong Wakeup Call And Need To Build Social Connections.