Before That I Wanted To

Rosemary And Guy Woodhouse Had Signed A Lease On A Five-room Apartment In A Geometric White House On First Avenue When They Received Word, From A Woman Named Mrs. Cortez, That A Four-room Apartment In The Bramford Had Become Available.

You're Not Going To Get Any True Confessions Out Of Me," She Said. "i'm A Leo, And Our Thing Is Changing The Subject.

Before That I Wanted To Be A Magazine Illustrator - I Probably Would Have Painted Gothic Scenes.

I Didn't Send Back Any Of The Royalty Checks.

That’s What She Was, Joanna Felt Suddenly. That’s What They All Were, All The Stepford Wives: Actresses In Commercials, Pleased With Detergents And Floor Wax, With Cleansers, Shampoos, And Deodorants. Pretty Actresses, Big In The Bosom But Small In The Talent, Playing Housewives Unconvincingly, Too Nicey-nice To Be Real.