Beer Drinking Doesn't Do Half

Those Who Seek To Impress Upon Us That They Are Gentlemen Will Usually Be Found Mistaken.

As For The Largest-hearted Of Us, What Is The Word We Write Most Often In Our Cheque-books? "self.

I Used To Hurt So Badly That I'd Ask God Why, What Have I Done To Deserve Any Of This? I Feel Now He Was Preparing Me For This, For The Future. That's The Way I See It.

The Biggest Fool May Come Out With A Bit Of Sense When You Least Expect It.

A Happy Marriage Is Still The Greatest Treasure Within The Gift Of Fortune.