A Happy Marriage Is Still

You Never Know What A Fool You Can Be Till Life Gives You The Chance.

We Are Often Jealous Of Our Little Secrets, Though To Another Ear They Generally Convey Neither Profit Nor Entertainment.

Those Who Seek To Impress Upon Us That They Are Gentlemen Will Usually Be Found Mistaken.

Beer Drinking Doesn't Do Half The Harm Of Lovemaking.

A Happy Marriage Is Still The Greatest Treasure Within The Gift Of Fortune.