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Because You've Been On Dates Where Y'know, You Forget To Open Your Eyes And Wear Pants And Speak English.

-David Cross

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Because You've Been On Dates

David Cross

Because You've Been On Dates Where Y'know, You Forget To Open Your Eyes And Wear Pants And Speak English.

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