Be Original. The World Will

I Had A Dream That She Put Her Foot Through My Belly Button And I Was Playing This Little Piggy Went To The Market Just With Her Toes, Just Her Foot Was Sticking Out Of My Belly Button And It Was Completely Normal!

All I Have To Say Is: Jessica Simpson Is The Most Beautiful Woman On The Planet!

I'm Not Anorexic. I'm From Texas. Are There People From Texas That Are Anorexic? I've Never Heard Of One. And That Includes Me.

There Are Certain Things That Make Me Relax, Like Writing My Journal. That's The Only Time That I'm Relaxing. It's The Only Time I Really Get To Examine Myself.

The Average Person Expels Flatulence 15 Times Each Day!