Be Careful How You Suggest

The Catholic Church Is Like A Thick Steak, A Glass Of Red Wine, And A Good Cigar.

The Way To Love Anything Is To Realize That It May Be Lost.

The Best Way That A Man Could Test His Readiness To Encounter The Common Variety Of Mankind Would Be To Climb Down A Chimney Into Any House At Random, And Get On As Well As Possible With The People Inside. And That Is Essentially What Each One Of Us Did On The Day That He Was Born.

You May Think A Crime Horrible Because You Could Never Commit It. I Think It Is Horrible Because I Could Commit It.

Marriage Is An Adventure, Like Going To War.