Baseball Serves As A Good

No Man Likes To Be Smoked Out Of His Hole In February.

Books Are Like Eggs -- Best When Fresh.

The Rebel Is Doomed To A Violent Death. The Rest Of Us Can Look Forward To Sedated Expiration In A Coma Inside An Oxygen Tent, With Tubes Inserted In Every Bodily Orifice.

Life Imitates Art -- But Badly.

All Dams Are Ugly, But The Glen Canyon Dam Is Sinful Ugly.