All Dams Are Ugly, But

There Has Never Been A Day In My Life When I Was Not In Love.

God Is Love? Not Bloody Likely.

The Feminists Have A Legitimate Grievance. But So Does Everyone Else.

When The Situation Is Desperate, It Is Too Late To Be Serious. Be Playful.

As Between The Skulking And Furtive Poacher, Who Hunts For The Sake Of Meat, And The Honest Gentleman Shooter, Who Kills For The Pleasure Of Sport, I Find The Former A Higher Type Of Humanity.