Baseball Is A Skilled Game.

When I Make A Joke, Nobody Gets Injured... When Congress Makes A Joke, It's The Law.

You Know The More You Read And Observe About This Politics Thing, You Got To Admit That Each Party Is Worse Than The Other. The One That's Out Always Looks The Best. My Only Solution Would Be To Keep Em Both Out One Term And Hire My Good Friend Henry Ford To Run The Whole Thing, And Give Him A Commission On What He Saves Us.

You Know Lincoln's Famous Remark About "god Must Have Loved The Common People, Because He Made So Many Of Them?" Well, You Are Not Going To Get People's Votes Nowadays By Calling 'em Common. Lincoln Might Have Said It, But I Bet It Was Not Until After He Was Elected.

A King Can Stand People's Fighting But He Can't Last Long If People Start Thinking.

The Business Of Government Is To Keep The Government Out Of Business - That Is, Unless Business Needs Government Aid.