Bargain... Anything A Customer Thinks

Live So That You Can At Least Get The Benefit Of The Doubt.

My Idea Of Walking Into The Jaws Of Death Is Marrying Some Woman Who Has Lost Three Husbands.

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes What's Going To Be Will Be Postponed

Another Bad Thing About "prosperity" Is That You Can't Jingle Any Money Without Being Under Suspicion

Don't Say Yes Until I've Finished Talking. - Attributed To Many Hollywood Executives Lots Of Folks Confuse Bad Management With Destiny.