Balance Is So Important In

In Russia We Only Had Two Tv Channels. Channel One Was Propaganda. Channel Two Consisted Of A Kgb Officer Telling You: Turn Back At Once To Channel One.

A Russian Reversal Quote On Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union Article? How Original.

Everybody Laughs The Same In Every Language Because Laughter Is A Universal Connection.

In Soviet Russia, Party Always Finds You!

I Was Not Only Typecast As A Russian, But I Was Typecast As Yakov Smirnoff. This Is Understandable, And I Was Very Happy To Get The Roles, But It Would Be Nice To Be In A Movie Where I Could Be Someone Else.