Babies On Television Never Spit

The Fact Was I Didn't Want To Look My Age, But I Didn't Want To Act The Age I Wanted To Look Either. I Also Wanted To Grow Old Enough To Understand That Sentence.

You Hear A Lot Of Dialogue On The Death Of The American Family. Families Aren't Dying. They're Merging Into Big Conglomerates.

A Grandparent Is The Only Baby-sitter Who Doesn't Charge More After Midnight - Or Anything Before Midnight.

To My Way Of Thinking, The American Family Started To Decline When Parents Began To Communicate With Their Children.

Cleaning The House While The Children Are Home Is Like Shoveling While It's Still Snowing.