Babies Don't Know Who's Rich

Now That I Have Children, I Realize Taking Care Of My Children Is More Fun Than Anything In The Whole World.

Whatever Your Pleasure, I Can Facilitate. You Need Weed, You Need Meth - Hey, You Need Prozac, I'm Your Man. I Know How You White Boys Always Deal With That Depression. I Mean Me Personally, I Don't Understand What You White Boys Are All Depressed About. Hey, You're White! Smile!

I Don't Think My Comedy Is That Political. It's More Social. But Whatever. When You Make Comedy And You Do Stand-up, You Work Alone. Movies Have To Go Under So Much Scrutiny. A Stand-up Special Is A Vision, And A Movie Is A Consensus In A Lot Of Ways.

America Is The Only Place Where People Go Hunting On A Full Stomach.

I'm In Show Business... I Want To Hang Out With Janet Jackson, Not Jesse Jackson.