Authors Can Only Soft Sell

Usually Halfway Through A Book I Have A Serious Depression, So I Go On Safari On My Ranch In South Africa, Or Fishing Off My Island In The Seychelles. When I Come Back And Re-read It, I Think: 'what Was All That About, Smith? It's Fine, Just Get On With It.'

History Is A River That Never Ends. Today Is History, And I Am Here At The Fountainhead.

Cape Town's Beaches Are Superb And While The Water On The Atlantic Side Is Damn Cold, It's Very Pleasant On The Other Side. Bring Your Golf Clubs If You Play - Cape Town Has Some Fabulous Golf Courses.

The Best Cure For Racism Is To Have Somebody Shoot At You. Man, It Does Not Matter Then What Color The Arse Is That Comes To Save Yours-black Or White, You're Ready To Give It A Big Fat Kiss.

I Want To Be Seen As A Good Storyteller. I'm A Manipulator As Well.