Auditioning Is The Worst.

I Did A Lot Of Theater In School. I Thought Maybe I Wanted To Go To Law School Or Be A Judge Or A Politician. And Then I Just Kind Of Got Smitten By The Process Of Rehearsal And Working With Other Actors And Those Kinds Of Challenges. And Then Comedy.

I'm Friends With A Lot Of My Exes, But It Took Time. We Didn't Just Get Into It. I Don't Think You Can Be Friends Until You're Cool With Them Dating Someone Else. That's When You Know.

I Have To Say, You Know, I've Seen So Many People Go Through The Cycle And Become Famous And Not Famous Anymore And, You Know, Want - Have Their Priorities Change And Want Different Things.

It's Downright Undignified How Many Blazers I've Bought Over The Years. And Will Continue To Buy. They Immediately Give Shape And Add Authority. With The Perfect Blazer, Anything Is Possible.

I Kind Of Understand Now Why People Freak Out When They See Celebrities That They Love, Because That's How I Feel About Every Single Muppet.