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I Don't Think It's You That Changes With Success - It's The People Around You Who Change. Because Of Your New Status, They Change In Relation To You.

People Are Brought Up To Think, "it's Nice To Be Modest. It's Nice To Hide Your Light Under A Bushel." Well, Bullshit! I've Never Bought That. In My Business, The Only Thing You've Really Got Is Your Talent; It's The Only Thing You Have To Sell.

Happiness Is Discovering The Prune Juice Your Doctor Ordered You To Drink Has Fermented.

They Say Atomic Rad-i-ation Can Hurt Your Reproductive Organs. My Answer Is, So Can A Hockey Stick. But We Don't Stop Building Them.

He's So Fat, He Can Be His Own Running Mate.