Attack Life, It's Going To

Folks, I Don't Trust Children. They're Here To Replace Us.

Brb, Ttyl Ok? Wow, I Saved A 'ton' Of Time With Those Acronyms.

I'm More American Than Apple Pie. I'm Like Apple Pie, With A Hot Dog In It.

I Believe All God's Creatures Have A Soul... Except Bears, Bears Are Godless Killing Machines!

Once I'm Performing The Show, I Think That Hour Show Has A Certain Intimacy With Our Audience. And That Intimacy Is Through The Lens And The Live Audience Is A Witness To That, Whereas The Audience At Home Is Actually The Object Of My Efforts.