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I Got Into Comedy So I Could Stay Out All Night.

I Am Not The Easiest Guy To Live With. It Is Probably The Lack Of Stability In My Life.

I Have Been In A Lot Of Movies, But None Of Them Are Critics' Darlings, You Might Say.

I Found A Way For Her To Fall Asleep, Paris Hilton, Talk To Herself.

When Political Correctness First Started Coming Around, It Ruined Andrew Dice Clay And Eddie Murphy's Stand-up Career. Sam Kinison Died At Just The Right Time, 'cause No One Was Going To Tolerate What He Was Saying Anymore Either.