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I Think Jersey Stands Alone, And Because I'm From Jersey, I Never Make Fun Of Where People Are From. I'll Make Fun Of What They Look Like, But I'll Never Make Fun Of Where They Are From. Jersey Is Special.

Life Has To Keep Going, So You Can Either Be A Victim The Rest Of Your Life And Let It Drag You Down Into Drugs And Alcohol And Depression Or You Can Turn It Into Something Good, Fun Even, You Know, And I Tell Young People Who Are Going Through Depression That This Might Be The Most Important Time Of Your Life. This Might Be What Makes You A Great Artist Later On.

I Can't Defend Someone Else's Jokes. I Can Only Defend My Jokes, And I Have To Live With My Own Jokes.

It Really Bothers Me When Some People Say That All Cops Are Racist. Of Course That's Not True. Most Of You Are Just [expletive] To Everybody.

You Know, Sometimes I Worry, You Know, Is Comedy And My Type Of Comedy Going To Get Stale? Is It Going To Be So Offensive That It Becomes Uninteresting Or So Niche That I Don't Have An Audience Anymore? But It Keeps Getting Bigger And Bigger And Bigger, Where Roasting Now Is A Movement. These Roasts Are On In India, In Mexico.