As For Being A Voice

I'm Pretty Equal Opportunity When It Comes To Issues To Joke About.

When I Was Growing Up In Comedy, There Were Maybe 10 Comics In The Whole Country. Everyone Had A Day Job. You Worked Free For Years In Little Clubs, Then You Got Your Big Break And Became A Star.

I Can't Get Married. I Can't Fake Sleep For 30 Years.

Incredibly, Almost Every Hotel I Ever Played In Vegas Was Blown Up Shortly Afterward: The Dunes, The Sands, The Landmark, The Aladdin, The Frontier, The Hacienda, The Stardust - All Were Imploded.

You Know You're Getting Fat When You Step On The Dog's Tail And He Dies.