As A Guitar Player, It's

I Get To Cry To Barbara Walters, When Things Don't Go My Way. I'll Get Community Service No Matter Which Laws I Break.

Even On The Most Serious Ballads, I'll Throw In A Tongue-in-cheek Remark.

I Don't Stare At A Sheet Of Paper And Try To Think Of A Good Word To Use. I Try To See Where The Story Should Go.

I Can't See This World Unless I Go/ Outside My Southern Comfort Zone.

When They Say You're The Best, I Always Remember That The Majority Of The Audience Probably Thinks Someone Else Should Have Gotten The Award.