When They Say You're The

There Ain't A Woman In The World That Wants To Hear The Word Yes When She Asks If You Think That She Looks Chubby In That Dress. And If She Cooks All Day You Better Eat It With A Smile; It Doesn't Matter If It Tastes Just Like Bad Gravy On A Goodyear Tire.

When They Say You're The Best, I Always Remember That The Majority Of The Audience Probably Thinks Someone Else Should Have Gotten The Award.

Tomorrow Is The First Blank Page Of A 365-page Book. Write A Good One.

I'm Sure There Are A Few Things In My Cd Collection That Might Surprise People. I Like Classical Music, The Blues, And I'm A Big Fan Of Alternative Rock.

Deep Down, I'm Just A West Virginia Hillbilly.