Artists Who Don't Paint Aren't

I Like Being On The Margins. You Work Better There.

My Favourite Things Are Jokes, Friendliness And Feeling Comfortable.

I've Not Been An Admirer Of Contemporary Music Since Punk Rock Went Off The Boil In 1977, But Once A Year I'll Listen To 'spiral Scratch' By The Buzzcocks, Or 'hippy Hippy Shake' By The Swinging Blue Jeans. Otherwise, I Can Put Up With Chopin Or Shakuhachi Flute In The Background.

Failure Is Fantastic, Because You Meet Yourself And Get To Know Your Limitations. This Is How I Express Myself, And I Can't Do It Any Other Way.

When I Was Better Known Than Her, She Put My Name In That Tent. I Was Asked To Do Celebrity Big Brother, But Why Should I? We Live In An Age Where Fame Is Not Related To What You Do.