My Favourite Things Are Jokes,

I'm Going To Get A Pair Of Wire-snips, And I've Also Started A New Campaign To Have Blank Cds On Jukeboxes So You Can Play The Silence.

Before 1999, Tracey Emin And Sarah Lucas Offered To Get Me Exhibitions, But Joining The Stuckists Put A Kaibosh On All That - Because I Wasn't Prepared To Be Controlled. I Agreed To Co-found The Stuckists To Be Allowed To Say What I Wanted, And I Left The Stuckists Because I Didn't Really Want To Be In Them In The First Place.

We Are Not Actually In Charge Of Life, Yet We Behave As If We Are The Masters Of Our Own Destiny. The Realization Of This Fact Is Quite A Hard One. The Ridiculousness Of Our Pomposity And Presumption Can Only Result In Anger Or Humor.

I'm Not Trying To Achieve Perfection. I Don't Like This Forced Control People Have Over Work.

I Coined This Term 'freedom Thru Limitation' Back In The '90s Because I Was Sick Of Art Being Treated Like Pop, Because Of This Boring 'anything Can Be Art' Theory.