Aren't Most Of You Descended

It's Not A Very Big One, But At Least It's Dead And It Took An Awful Lot Of Killing!

In The Days When The Nation Depended On Agriculture For Its Wealth It Made The Lord Chancellor Sit On A Woolsack To Remind Him Where The Wealth Came From. I Would Like To Suggest We Remove That Now And Make Him Sit On A Crate Of Machine Tools.

Cannibalism Is A Radical But Realistic Solution To The Problem Of Overpopulation.

The Man Who Invented The Red Carpet Needed His Head Examined.

I Would Like To Go To Russia Very Much — Although The Bastards Murdered Half My Family.