Anytime A Fan Touches You,

Everything Gets Blamed On The Clintons, Every Single Thing In This World. I Think Bill Clinton Shot Jfk, Too.

If Michael Jordan Was A Damn Plumber, He Couldn't Get A Date. Any Guy Got $500 Million Looks Good.

I'm Just What America Needs: Another Unemployed Black Man. (on His Retirement From Basketball)

Just Because You Say Something Doesn't Make It Controversial, And It Doesn't Make You A Bad Person.

Poor White People And Poor Black People Just Don't Know How Much They Have In Common. Rich People Don't Give A Damn About Either Group.