Anyone Who's Onstage Is Going

A Dog Has No Shame. If He Can Do It, You Can Watch.

I Profess No Belief In God, Which By Definition Is True, Especially If We Take The Accepted Definition Of God. But To Be An Atheist Is To Also Have A Belief, And Have A System, And I Don't Know That I Like That Either.

Matt 13:57. Then Jesus Told Them, 'a Prophet Is Honored Everywhere Except In His Own Hometown And Among His Own Family.' The Other Night I Ate At A Real Nice Family Restaurant. Every Table Had An Argument Going.

You Know An Odd Feeling? Sitting On The Toilet Eating A Chocolate Candy Bar.

Why Doesn't Tarzan Have A Beard