Anyone Who's Onstage Is Going

I'm In Favor Of Personal Growth As Long As It Doesn't Include Malignant Tumors.

Why Do They Bother With A Suicide Watch When Someone Is On Death Row? "keep An Eye On This Guy. We're Gonna Kill Him, And We Don't Want Him To Hurt Himself."

Future Historians Will Be Able To Study At The Jimmy Carter Library, The Gerald Ford Library, The Ronald Reagan Library, And The Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

Just When I Discovered The Meaning Of Life, They Changed It.

Germany Lost The Second World War. Fascism Won It. Believe Me, My Friend.