Anyone Who Can Not Write

K Is For "kenghis Khan"; He Was A Very Nice Person. History Has No Record Of Him. There Is A Moral In That, Somewhere.

When You're A Writer, You Have To Have The Passion And The Skill And The Craft. It's Not Just Enough To Have The Passion. You've Gotta Have All Three.

The Reward Of A Successful Collaboration Is A Thing That Cannot Be Produced By Either Of The Parties Working Alone. It Is Akin To The Benefits Of Sex With A Partner, As Opposed To Masturbation. The Latter Is Fun, But You Show Me Anyone Who Has Gotten A Baby From Playing With Him Or Herself, And I'll Show You An Ugly Baby, With Just A Whole Bunch Of Knuckles.

Writing Is A Holy Chore.

I See All. I Hear All. I Know All. And I Spend A Great Deal Of Time In The Bathroom.