Any Stupid Ass Can Die-

Do You Know How Many Calories Are In Butter And Cheese And Ice Cream? Would You Get Your Dog Up In The Morning For A Cup Of Coffee And A Donut?

I Was The Worst, Most Sickly Kid Of All - 30 Pounds Underweight. The Girls Used To Beat Me Up. Actually I Was A Mean Kid, Early On Because I Had No Self-esteem.

As It's Often Been Said, The Rest Of Your Life Is The Best Of Your Life. I'm Reaching For Your Hand Now To Help You Reassess Your Attitude On Living And Jump Into The Happiest, Healthiest, Most Productive Years You Will Ever Have.

It’s Not What You Do Some Of The Time That Counts, It’s What You Do All Of The Time That Counts.

Probably Millions Of Americans Got Up This Morning With A Cup Of Coffee, A Cigarette And A Donut. No Wonder They Are Sick And Fouled Up.