Any Man Who Afflicts The

For Every Problem, There Is A Solution That Is Simple, Neat, And Wrong.

Democracy Is Only A Dream: It Should Be Put In The Same Category As Arcadia, Santa Claus, And Heaven.

Jealousy Is The Theory That Some Other Fellow Has Just As Little Taste.

Lying Is Not Only Excusable; It Is Not Only Innocent; It Is, Above All, Necessary And Unavoidable. Without The Ameliorations That It Offers, Life Would Become A Mere Syllogism And Hence Too Metallic To Be Borne.

Socialist: A Man Suffering From An Overwhelming Conviction To Believe What Is Not True.