The Most Common Of All

God Is A Republican, And Santa Claus Is A Democrat.

Women Have A Hard Enough Time In This World: Telling Them The Truth Would Be Too Cruel.

God Is The Immemorial Refuge Of The Incompetent, The Helpless, And The Miserable. They Find Not Only Sanctuary In His Arms, But Also A Kind Of Superiority, Soothing To Their Macerated Egos; He Will Set Them Above Their Betters.

The Christian Always Swears A Bloody Oath That He Will Never Do It Again. The Civilized Man Simply Resolves To Be A Bit More Careful Next Time.

A Tin Horn Politician With The Manner Of A Rural Corn Doctor And The Mien Of A Ham Actor