Any Cupcake Consumed Before 9am

Not Only Is Love Blind, It’s A Little Hard Of Hearing.

It's Perfectly Okay If You Don't Understand Every Single One Of Them. For One Thing, I Make A Lot Of Corny Jokes, And You Have To Be 40 Years Old To Get Some Of Them.

In Writing I Found Something I Could Do At Least As Well As My Peers, If Not Better.

If A Couple Has Their Picture Taken At A Wedding Or Other Social Gathering, And The Woman Looks Hot, Her Guy Could Be Blinking, Chewing, Or Even Mid-sneeze, And She’ll Still Display It On Her Desk At Work.

Our Cat Is Kind Dove Shellfish, And Thinks The World Is Hers, She Finds A Comfy Spot And Then We Pet Turtle Sheep Purrs.