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When A Kid Can Understand That A Word Can Mean Two Things, There's Some Real Thinking Going On. They Have A Vested Interest In Finding Out What A Word Means, Because It's The Punch Line To A Joke.

Whatever Story You're Telling, It Will Be More Interesting If, At The End You Add, "and Then Everything Burst Into Flames.

If A Couple Has Their Picture Taken At A Wedding Or Other Social Gathering, And The Woman Looks Hot, Her Guy Could Be Blinking, Chewing, Or Even Mid-sneeze, And She’ll Still Display It On Her Desk At Work.

In Writing I Found Something I Could Do At Least As Well As My Peers, If Not Better.

When A Kid Says "smell My Hand," It Almost Never Smells Like Cinnamon.