Any Beast Can Cry Over

Life Begins At Forty, But So Does Arthritis, And The Habit Of Telling The Same Story Three Times To The Same Person.

Lead Us Not Into Temptation. Just Tell Us Where It Is; We'll Find It.

Don't Watch The Clock; Do What It Does. Keep Going.

There Was An Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe She Had So Many Children Her Government Subsidy Check Came To $4,892.

You Must Pay For Your Sins. If You Have Already Paid, Please Ignore This Notice.