And When I Was In

I Know What You're Thinking," Grandma Said Into The Silence. "do I Have Anymore Bullets In This Here Gun? Well, With All The Confusion, What With Being Locked Up In A Refrigerator, I Plumb Forgot What Was In Here To Start With. But Being That This Is A 45 Magnum, The Most Powerful Handgun In Existence, And It Could Blow Your Head Clean Off, You Just Got To Ask Yourself One Question. Do You Feel Lucky Today? Well, Do You, Punk?" Christ," Spiro Whispered. "she Thinks She's F**king Clint Eastwood.

It Wasn't Exactly That Lula Was Fat. It Was More That She Was Too Short For Her Weight." - Stephanie Plum

I Ran Three Miles, Staggered Into The Lobby, And Took The Elevator Back To My Apartment. No Point To Overdoing This Exercise Junk. --stephanie Plum

Last Time You Called Me Late At Night You Were Naked And Chained To Your Shower Curtain Rod. I Hope This Isn't Going To Be Disappointing.

I Need To Look Like An Idiot At Least Twice A Day To Keep Myself Humble.