And Perfect Happiness? Man, That's

I'm Bad On Valentine's Day, But Even Worse On Christmas. I Go Shopping At Nine O'clock On December 24th Every Year. Nobody Else Is There. I'm In Toys'r'us All By Myself. I Get There Five Minutes Before Closing.

To Be The Leading Man It's About The Celebrity And The Looks, And It's Tough To Do That. People Who Do It Great Are People Like Tom Cruise And Will Smith - They're Built For That. I Ain't. I'm More Of A Character Guy.

A Woman's Posterior Is The Key To My Heart.

If I Were An Animal, I Would Be An Eagle.

Guys Don't Adapt As Well As Women Do To Getting Their Heart Broken For The First Time. It's Tragic.